Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
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our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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