hotel room ftw
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
high people should be assigned attendants
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
