He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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