it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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