well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
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The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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