I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
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New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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