I'm going to jail i love you
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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