I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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