i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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