They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
third nipple confirmed
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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