Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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