North Korea, Best Korea!
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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