Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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