My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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