is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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