man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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