Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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