OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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