i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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