Where is the hickey?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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