He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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