Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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