i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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