HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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