waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
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