She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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