People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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