So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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