Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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