4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I wish you could order shots online.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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