Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
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We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
So vagazzling was a success
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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