I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
wow bdsm is so cute
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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