I think im going to throw up on grandma
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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