used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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