just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
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It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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