Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
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I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
A bitchslap is in order.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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