so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I need water and some morals
Did you pee in the oven last night??
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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