Cold hands, warm shart.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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