My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I feel like a drive thru vagina
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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