Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
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