Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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