Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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