put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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