I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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