that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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