so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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