i permit you to call me
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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