We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
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Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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