If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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