If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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