i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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