I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
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i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
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there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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