its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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