Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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